Witty Love Captions
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| Witty Love Captions |
Love is a lot like a backache.
It does not show up on x-rays,
but you know it's there.
- Witty Love Captions
Sunday 12 January 2020
Witty Status Quotes
Witty Status Quotes
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| Witty Status Quotes |
I promise to love you, respect you, support you,
and above all else, make sure I am not just yelling
at you because I am hungry.
- Witty Status Quotes
Smart And Witty Quotes
Smart And Witty Quotes
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| Smart And Witty Quotes |
If you are looking for the next big thing,
and you are looking where everyone else is,
you are looking in the wrong place.
- Smart And Witty Quotes By Mark Cuban
Witty Bar Sayings
Witty Bar Sayings
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| Witty Bar Sayings |
There are two types of people in this world
People you want to drink with and people who
make you want to drink.
- Witty Bar Sayings
Witty Birthday Captions
Witty Birthday Captions
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| Witty Birthday Captions |
Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people who
have more birthdays live longer.
- Witty Birthday Captions
Famous Witty Quotes
Famous Witty Quotes
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| Famous Witty Quotes |
The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Famous Witty Quotes
By Albert Einstein
Witty Sayings About Life
Witty Sayings About Life
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| Witty Sayings About Life |
If you are going to make people
around you joyful and relieved only
when you die, that-s not a good way to live.
- Witty Sayings About Life
By Sodhguru
Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
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| Funny And Sarcastic Quotes |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks
I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while
my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am
not dead yet.
- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
Short Witty Sayings
Short Witty Sayings
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| Short Witty Sayings |
Seek to be worth knowing rather
than be well know.
- Short Witty Sayings
Smart Witty Quotes
Smart Witty Quotes
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| Smart Witty Quotes |
A compromise is an agreement
whereby both parties get what neither
of them wanted
- Smart Witty Quotes
Witty Clever Quotes
Witty Clever Quotes
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| Witty Clever Quotes |
If our founding fathers wanted us to care
about the rest of the world, they would not
have declared their independence from it.
- Witty Clever Quotes
Witty Motivational Quotes
Witty Motivational Quotes
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| Witty Motivational Quotes |
Success is not built on success.
It-s built on failure. It-s built on
frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe.
- Witty Motivational Quotes
Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Funny Sarcastic One Liners
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| Funny Sarcastic One Liners |
Everyone has the right to be stupid,
but you are abusing the privilege.
- Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Witty Thanksgiving Captions
Witty Thanksgiving Captions
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| Witty Thanksgiving Captions |
A thanksgiving poem
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious and
your pies take the prize, and may
your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
- Witty Thanksgiving Captions
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