Showing posts with label Funny Sayings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sayings. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 January 2020

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes 


Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

I am at that age where my mind still thinks
I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while
my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am
not dead yet.
- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes




Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Funny Sarcastic One Liners 


Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Everyone has the right to be stupid,
but you are abusing the privilege.
- Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Friday, 27 September 2019

Witty Brain Quotes

Witty Brain Quotes 


Witty Brain Quotes
Witty Brain Quotes

IMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong
with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing
right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
- Witty Brain Quotes

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

Funny Sarcastic Lines

Funny Sarcastic Lines 


Funny Sarcastic Lines
Funny Sarcastic Lines

Have you ever listened to someone for a while
and wondered... Who ties your shoelaces for you.
- Funny Sarcastic Lines



The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever 


The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever
The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

Life has taught me that you can not control someone's
loyalty. No matter how good you are to them, does not 
mean they'll treat you the same. No matter how much they 
mean to you, does not mean they'll value you the same. Sometimes
the people you love the most, turn out to be the people 
you can trust the least.
- The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever
By Trent Shelton




Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings

Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings 


Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings
Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles
are our medals of the passage of life. They are
what we have been through and who we want to be.
- Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings
By Lauren Hutton




Famous Witty Sayings

Famous Witty Sayings 



You can not build a reputation on
what you are going to do.
- Famous Witty Sayings
By Henry Ford


Tuesday, 10 September 2019

Sayings Funny Hood Quotes

Sayings Funny Hood Quotes 


Sayings Funny Hood Quotes
Sayings Funny Hood Quotes

They do not call it "hoeing around" anymore
they call it "living my best life."
- Sayings Funny Hood Quotes