Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes 

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

I am at that age where my mind still thinks

I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while

my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am

not dead yet.

- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Funny Sarcastic One Liners 

Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Everyone has the right to be stupid,

but you are abusing the privilege.

- Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Witty Brain Quotes

Witty Brain Quotes 

Witty Brain Quotes

IMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong

with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing

right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

- Witty Brain Quotes

Funny Sarcastic Lines

Funny Sarcastic Lines 

Funny Sarcastic Lines

Have you ever listened to someone for a while

and wondered... Who ties your shoelaces for you.

- Funny Sarcastic Lines

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever 

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

Life has taught me that you can not control someone's

loyalty. No matter how good you are to them, does not 

mean they'll treat you the same. No matter how much they 

mean to you, does not mean they'll value you the same. Sometimes

the people you love the most, turn out to be the people 

you can trust the least.

- The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

By Trent Shelton

Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings

Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings 

Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles

are our medals of the passage of life. They are

what we have been through and who we want to be.

- Wise Funny Quotes And Sayings

By Lauren Hutton

Famous Witty Sayings

Famous Witty Sayings 

You can not build a reputation on

what you are going to do.

- Famous Witty Sayings

By Henry Ford

#2 Sayings Funny Hood Quotes

Sayings Funny Hood Quotes 

Sayings Funny Hood Quotes

They do not call it "hoeing around" anymore

they call it "living my best life."

- Sayings Funny Hood Quotes