Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes 

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

I am at that age where my mind still thinks

I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while

my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am

not dead yet.

- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Witty Clever Quotes

Witty Clever Quotes 

Witty Clever Quotes

If our founding fathers wanted us to care

about the rest of the world, they would not

have declared their independence from it.

- Witty Clever Quotes

Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Funny Sarcastic One Liners 

Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Everyone has the right to be stupid,

but you are abusing the privilege.

- Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Funny Sarcastic Lines

Funny Sarcastic Lines 

Funny Sarcastic Lines

Have you ever listened to someone for a while

and wondered... Who ties your shoelaces for you.

- Funny Sarcastic Lines

Witty Sarcastic Quotes

Witty Sarcastic Quotes 

Witty Sarcastic Quotes

Never trust a person that has let you down more

than 2 times. Once was a warning, twice was a lesson

and anything more than that is simply taking advantage.

- Witty Sarcastic Quotes

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever 

The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

Life has taught me that you can not control someone's

loyalty. No matter how good you are to them, does not 

mean they'll treat you the same. No matter how much they 

mean to you, does not mean they'll value you the same. Sometimes

the people you love the most, turn out to be the people 

you can trust the least.

- The Best Sarcastic Quotes Ever

By Trent Shelton