Showing posts with label Witty Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Witty Quotes. Show all posts

Sunday 12 January 2020

Witty Love Captions

Witty Love Captions 


Witty Love Captions
Witty Love Captions

Love is a lot like a backache.
It does not show up on x-rays,
but you know it's there.
- Witty Love Captions




Witty Status Quotes

Witty Status Quotes 


Witty Status Quotes
Witty Status Quotes


I promise to love you, respect you, support you,
and above all else, make sure I am not just yelling
at you because I am hungry.
- Witty Status Quotes




Smart And Witty Quotes

Smart And Witty Quotes 


Smart And Witty Quotes
Smart And Witty Quotes

If you are looking for the next big thing,
and you are looking where everyone else is,
you are looking in the wrong place.
- Smart And Witty Quotes By Mark Cuban






Witty Bar Sayings

Witty Bar Sayings 


Witty Bar Sayings
Witty Bar Sayings

There are two types of people in this world
People you want to drink with and people who
make you want to drink.
- Witty Bar Sayings



Witty Birthday Captions

Witty Birthday Captions 


Witty Birthday Captions
Witty Birthday Captions

Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people who
have more birthdays live longer.
- Witty Birthday Captions







Famous Witty Quotes

Famous Witty Quotes 


Famous Witty Quotes
Famous Witty Quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Famous Witty Quotes
By Albert Einstein



Witty Sayings About Life

Witty Sayings About Life 


Witty Sayings About Life
Witty Sayings About Life

If you are going to make people
around you joyful and relieved only
when you die, that-s not a good way to live.
- Witty Sayings About Life
By Sodhguru




Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes 


Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

I am at that age where my mind still thinks
I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while
my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am
not dead yet.
- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes




Short Witty Sayings

Short Witty Sayings 


Short Witty Sayings
Short Witty Sayings

Seek to be worth knowing rather
than be well know.
- Short Witty Sayings

Smart Witty Quotes

Smart Witty Quotes 


Smart Witty Quotes
Smart Witty Quotes

A compromise is an agreement
whereby both parties get what neither
of them wanted
 - Smart Witty Quotes

Witty Clever Quotes

Witty Clever Quotes 


Witty Clever Quotes
Witty Clever Quotes

If our founding fathers wanted us to care
about the rest of the world, they would not
have declared their independence from it.
- Witty Clever Quotes

Witty Motivational Quotes

Witty Motivational Quotes 


Witty Motivational Quotes
Witty Motivational Quotes

Success is not built on success.
It-s built on failure. It-s built on
frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe.
- Witty Motivational Quotes

Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Funny Sarcastic One Liners 


Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Everyone has the right to be stupid,
but you are abusing the privilege.
- Funny Sarcastic One Liners

Witty Thanksgiving Captions

Witty Thanksgiving Captions 


Witty Thanksgiving Captions
Witty Thanksgiving Captions

A thanksgiving poem
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious and 
your pies take the prize, and may
your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
- Witty Thanksgiving Captions

Friday 27 September 2019

Witty Brain Quotes

Witty Brain Quotes 


Witty Brain Quotes
Witty Brain Quotes

IMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong
with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing
right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
- Witty Brain Quotes

Powerful Witty Quotes

Powerful Witty Quotes 


Powerful Witty Quotes
Powerful Witty Quotes

The most powerful weapon known 
is the weapon of blessing. Therefore, a 
clever person relies on it. He wins with peace,
not with war.
- Powerful Witty Quotes
By Laozi


Brilliant Witty Quotes

Brilliant Witty Quotes 


Brilliant Witty Quotes
Brilliant Witty Quotes

My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it is gone.
- Brilliant Witty Quotes




Smart Witty Quotes

Smart Witty Quotes 


Smart Witty Quotes
Smart Witty Quotes

If you always do what interests you,
at least one person is pleased.
- Smart Witty Quotes
By Katherine Hepburn

Tuesday 24 September 2019

Make Own Quotes Online

Make Own Quotes Online 


Make Own Quotes Online
Make Own Quotes Online

Mr. Bean taught me one thing in life.
Enjoy  your own company instead of
expecting someone else to make you happy.
- Make Own Quotes Online

Best Quotes For Own Photo

Best Quotes For Own Photo 


Best Quotes For Own Photo
Best Quotes For Own Photo

Nothing in the world can trouble you
as much as your own thoughts.
- Best Quotes For Own Photo