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A thanksgiving poem
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious and
your pies take the prize, and may
your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
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I celebrated thanksgiving the old-fashioned way.
I invited everyone in my neighbourhood to my house,
we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and
took their land.
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I like football. I find it-s an exciting strategic
game. It-s a great way to avoid conversation
with your family at thanksgiving.
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By Craig Perguson
