Witty Status Quotes

Witty Status Quotes 

Witty Status Quotes

I promise to love you, respect you, support you,

and above all else, make sure I am not just yelling

at you because I am hungry.

- Witty Status Quotes

Smart And Witty Quotes

Smart And Witty Quotes 

Smart And Witty Quotes

If you are looking for the next big thing,

and you are looking where everyone else is,

you are looking in the wrong place.

- Smart And Witty Quotes By Mark Cuban

Witty Bar Sayings

Witty Bar Sayings 

Witty Bar Sayings

There are two types of people in this world

People you want to drink with and people who

make you want to drink.

- Witty Bar Sayings

Witty Birthday Captions

Witty Birthday Captions 

Witty Birthday Captions

Birthdays are good for your health.

Studies have shown that people who

have more birthdays live longer.

- Witty Birthday Captions

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes 

Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

I am at that age where my mind still thinks

I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while

my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am

not dead yet.

- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

Smart Witty Quotes

Smart Witty Quotes 

Smart Witty Quotes

A compromise is an agreement

whereby both parties get what neither

of them wanted

 - Smart Witty Quotes

Witty Motivational Quotes

Witty Motivational Quotes 

Witty Motivational Quotes

Success is not built on success.

It-s built on failure. It-s built on

frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe.

- Witty Motivational Quotes