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I heard you are a player.
Nice to meet you, I am the coach.
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A wise woman once said
"f*ck this shit"
and she lived happily ever after.
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I am responsible for what i say.
I am not responsible for what you understand.
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If you say you are cooler than me...
Does that make me hotter than you ?
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Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Monogamy is the same.
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Sometimes i wish i was a bird...
So i could fly over certain people and shit
on their heads.
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I hate it when I am on the treadmill
and accidentally hit the stop button
and go to chipotle and eat a buttito.
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose
your shoe at midnight,
You are drunk.
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Revenge "Sounds so mwan, that is why
i prefer to call it " returning the favor.
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People have a hard time letting go because
they do not think they'll ever find something
thaat special again.
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