Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
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| Funny And Sarcastic Quotes |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks
I am 29, my humour suggests i am 12 while
my body mostly keeps asking if i am sure i am
not dead yet.
- Funny And Sarcastic Quotes
Sunday 12 January 2020
Short Witty Sayings
Short Witty Sayings
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| Short Witty Sayings |
Seek to be worth knowing rather
than be well know.
- Short Witty Sayings
Smart Witty Quotes
Smart Witty Quotes
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| Smart Witty Quotes |
A compromise is an agreement
whereby both parties get what neither
of them wanted
- Smart Witty Quotes
Witty Clever Quotes
Witty Clever Quotes
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| Witty Clever Quotes |
If our founding fathers wanted us to care
about the rest of the world, they would not
have declared their independence from it.
- Witty Clever Quotes
Witty Motivational Quotes
Witty Motivational Quotes
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| Witty Motivational Quotes |
Success is not built on success.
It-s built on failure. It-s built on
frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe.
- Witty Motivational Quotes
Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Funny Sarcastic One Liners
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| Funny Sarcastic One Liners |
Everyone has the right to be stupid,
but you are abusing the privilege.
- Funny Sarcastic One Liners
Witty Thanksgiving Captions
Witty Thanksgiving Captions
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| Witty Thanksgiving Captions |
A thanksgiving poem
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious and
your pies take the prize, and may
your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
- Witty Thanksgiving Captions
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