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Sunday 8 September 2019

Witty Office Quotes

Things I hate about my job.

1. Getting out of bed

2. People

3. Working

- Witty Office Quotes

Witty Alcohol Quotes

I used to think drinking was bad

for me.. So i gave up thinking.

- Witty Alcohol Quotes

Summer Witty Captions

Summer means happy times and good sunshine.

It means going to the beach. Going to Disneyland.

having fun.

- Summer Witty Captions

By Brian Wilson

Very Funny Sarcastic Quotes

I am sorry i hurt your feelings when i called

you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

- Very Funny Sarcastic Quotes

Quotes About Oneself Witty

I am so cool that even ice

cube are jealous.

- Quotes About Oneself Witty

Funny Easter Sayings For Cards

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter.

For those of you that do not know, Easter

is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the

grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit

that hides colored eggs.

- Funny Easter Sayings For Cards

Funny Clever Status

When life gives you lemons,

squirt someone in the eye.

- Funny Clever Status

Witty Romantic Quotes

I want a relationship where we can act like

idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share

music, and never get tired of each other.

- Witty Romantic Quotes

Witty Break Up Quotes

Our break up was due to religious

differences. He thought he was God.

I did not.

- Witty Break Up Quotes

Funny Hood Sayings

I am street, so look both ways,

before you cross me.

- Funny Hood Sayings

Witty Fitness Quotes

I did a push-up today.

Well, actually i fell down.

But i had to use my arms to get back

up so... you know, close enough.

I need some chocolate.

- Witty Fitness Quotes

Wise And Funny Sayings

It is so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid

to say and then do not say it.

- Wise And Funny Sayings

By Sam Leveson

Witty Quotes About Happiness

I did not find out what happiness means until

I got married... and then it was too late.

- Witty Quotes About Happiness

Witty Keep Calm Sayings

Keep calm and go back to sleep.

- Witty Keep Calm Sayings

Witty Sunday Quotes

Today is Sunday.

Please conduct yourselves accordingly..

Sleep in, sip tea, lay around in your pis,

listen to good music, and take an afternoon nap.

- Witty Sunday Quotes

New Year Witty Quotes

New years, same me

because I am already

freakin' fabulous.

- New Year Witty Quotes

Witty Sibling Quotes

Trying not to laugh when your sibling

gets in trouble with your parents.

- Witty Sibling Quotes

Witty Spring Sayings

The day the Lord created hope was probably

the same day he created Spring.

- Witty Spring Sayings

By Bern WIlliams

Witty Quotes About Coffee

Listen, before I had my coffee,

I did not know how awesome

I was going to be today, either.

- Witty Quotes About Coffee

Witty Teacher Sayings

Teacher ?

I prefer the term educational rockstar.

- Witty Teacher Sayings